So two entirely different posts squished together:
One PSA: A) Swamp water past the knees at 37 F is COLD, especially when hiking about for the next two hours. B) The foundation is almost certainly in the barberry patch, with thorns.
Two: Perusing this site for some needed information and then relaxing by reading this article in immediate succession was amusing in a darkly ironic way…
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/10/raiders-of-the-lost-web/409210/